You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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