wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
