How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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