In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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