Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
A+ Viking dick
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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