how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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