I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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