Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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