What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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