He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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