We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
ttyl tear gas
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
