you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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