that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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