Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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