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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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