brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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