Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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