Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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