so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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