Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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