We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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