No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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