I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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