Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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