this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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