good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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