Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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