how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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