so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.