is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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