My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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