didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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