I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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