Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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