his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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