i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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