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• (716): View more from New York

  fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You can't motorboat a personality

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• (949): View more from California

  Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house

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• (813): View more from Florida

  That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I won't be sarcastic... just naked

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum

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  You pretty much did tho

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