Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...