I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
