I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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