Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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