sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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