We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
zippers are such a cool invention
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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