I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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