I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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