sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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