I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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