don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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