They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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