Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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