that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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