There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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