so explain again why im purple
no
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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