Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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