Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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