I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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