these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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