im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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