He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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